burger. Aptos Menu

all burgers served medium well.  burgers are dressed with fresh lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles and our special house sauce. your choice of grass-fed beef, diestel turkey patty or our house-made veggie patty. substitute our house marinated chicken breast (+1), wagyu kobe beef or lamb (+2), or sustainable wild caught alaskan salmon (+3)

your choice of regular or whole wheat bun. gluten free bun or lettuce wrap (+1). burgers are served with a side of shoestring fries or coleslaw. upgrade to sweet potato fries or curly fries (+1) tots or onion rings (+2)

Burgers

burgerlettuce  |  tomato  |  onion  |  pickles  7     
dude …  house-made guacamole  |  bacon  |  jack cheese  9.75
chuck norris jalapeno  |  jalapeno aioli  |  jack cheese  8.25
syd barrett  mushroom  |  swiss cheese  8.25
mike dhouse-made black bean veggie patty  |  jack cheese  7.25
hank williams sr. onion ring  |  bacon  |  cheddar cheese  |  house made bbq 9.75
chili burger house-made beef chili  |  cheddar cheese  8.75
phatty grilled cheese sandwich bun  |  bacon  |  cheddar cheese  10.5
snookigrilled cheese sandwich bun | house-made chili | cheddar | beef patty 10.5
bluto brutus three patties & a fried egg!  16
luther …  donut bun  |  bacon  |  house sauce  |  american cheese  9.75
johnny marzetti house made mac n’ cheese burger  9.5
spicoli fries |  swiss cheese  |  house-made guac  |  jalapeno aioli  9.25
marilyn monroe artichoke hearts  |  swiss  |  mayo  8.25
dolly partondouble american cheeseburger  11.75
lowrider pepper jack  |  guacamole  |  cholula hot sauce  8.75
D.A.C.bacon  |  smoked cheddar  |  house made bbq  |  jalapeno aioli  9
jake blues bleu cheese  |  bacon  |  mayo  9
bubbaturkey patty | grilled pineapple |  house-made teriyaki | sweet potato fries  9
johnny cash fries  |  bacon  |  bleu cheese  9.5   ↠ add bacon bleu cheese fries +2
bruce lee …  turkey patty | jalapenos | pineapple | pepper jack | jalapeno aioli 8.75
pinkburgersustainable wild caught alaskan salmon  |  jalapeno aioli  11.5
death star jalapeno aioli | bbq | onion ring | fried pepper jack cheese cube  9

Sliders

all served on a bed of fries

jedi sliders … three sliders | deep fried pepper jack cheese cubes | pickles 8.5
adam sandler … two full sized sloppy sloppy chili joe’s 6.5
sarah silverman … three sliders | swiss | grilled onions | guac | jalapeno aioli 9
don ho … three sliders on hawaiian sweet rolls | fresh pineapple | bacon aioli 8.75
kobe … three sliders with wagyu beef | grilled onion & mushroom | bacon aioli | side of tots 11.5
lamb sliders … three lamb sliders | grilled onions | mayo 9
wingnut … three sliders | grilled onions | bleu cheese | coleslaw 8.75
jane doe … three sliders | plain 6.75

Show Dogs

ditch dog … ¼ lb beef hotdog | house-made mac n’ cheese 7.25
east LA dog … bacon wrapped ¼ lb beef hotdog | grilled jalapenos | grilled onions 7.25
nate dogg … ¼ lb beef hotdog | house-made beef chili | cheddar cheese 7.25
john doe … ¼ lb beef hotdog | plain 5.75

Sandwiches

triple decker grilled cheese … cheddar & jack cheese | grilled onions 6
smac’wich … grilled cheese sandwich bun | house-made mac n’ cheese 8.5
foghorn leghorn … chicken breast | spinach | tomato | parmesan crisp | red onion | ranch 8.5
the elvis … grass fed beef | peanut butter | grilled banana | bacon 8.5
bill and ted’s excellent sandwich … bacon | more bacon | lettuce | tomato | grilled cheese sandwich bun | jalapeno aioli 9.5

Salads

add grass fed beef, veggie or diestel turkey patty +3, add chicken +4 | add wagyu beef or lamb +5 | add wild caught alaskan salmon +6

house salad .. romaine  |  cucumbers  |  red onion  |  tomato  |  carrots  8
spinach salad ..  bacon | red onion | cherry tomato | lemon shallot vinaigrette  9.5
beets by DRE .. marinated beets, kalamata olives & red onion | spinach | goat cheese  9
arugula salad ..  avocado  |  pine nut  |  parmesan crisp  10.25
chopped salad ..  romaine | bacon | avocado | egg | bleu cheese | tomato  10.25
end of summer salad..  arugula | pickled red onion | apple | cherry tomato | feta cheese | honey dijon vinaigrette  9.75

Sides

slug fries… shoestring fries | american cheese | house sauce | grilled onions 3.25 | 6.5
nacho fries… shoestring fries | chili | cheese | sour cream | guac | onion | tomato 3.75 | 7.5
nacho tots … tater tots | chili | cheese | sour cream | guacamole | onion | tomato 4.75 | 9.5
chili cheese fries 3.25 | 6.5
coleslaw 2.5 | 4.5
johnny cash fries 3 | 6
house-made s’mac | cup 4.5 bowl 6.5
housemade chili | cup 4.5 bowl 6.5
onion rings 3 | 6
curly fries 3 | 6
tator tots 3 | 6
garlic fries 2.75 | 5.5
50/50 fries 2.5 | 5
shoestring fries 2 | 4
sweet potato fries 3 | 6

Shakes

all of our shakes are made using Double Rainbow Ice Cream, established in 1976 and based in San Francisco.

5.75
flavors
vanilla bean | chocolate | mint chip | banana | strawberry | double chocolate | “1520”
oreo | cinnamon | caramel | peanut butter | coffee | mocha | cherry | raspberry

mix it up — create your own!
make it a malt or add the following…
oreos  |  chocolate chips  |  banana  | chocolate syrup  |  peanut butter

Featured

beer cheese dip 6
melted gruyere, smoked cheddar, and american cheese infused with beer. served warm, topped with bacon crumbles, served with a side of tortilla chips.
safe for kids, can omit bacon for tempeh bacon. not gluten free.
homer simpson 9
grass-fed beef patty, served open faced topped with fries, melted beer cheese, and bacon bits. side of fries.
vader taters 8.50
tater tots smothered in beer cheese, topped with bacon bits and diced jalapeno

Breakfast Sammies

the brain 5.75
american cheese | hash browns | fried egg | lettuce | tomato | mayo
served with a side of shoestring fries
the criminal 6
sliced hotdog | american cheese | fried egg | hash browns | lettuce | tomato | mayo
served with a side of shoestring fries
the athlete 6.25
sausage patty | american cheese | fried egg | hash browns | lettuce | tomato | mayo
served with a side of shoestring fries
the basketcase 6.25
canadian bacon | american cheese | fried egg | hash browns | lettuce | tomato | mayo
served with a side of shoestring fries

Premium Beverages

pellegrino  aranciata | limonata | aranciata rossa | pompelo
jones soda  cream soda | green apple | strawberry lime | bubble gum
fresh brewed iced tea
house made lemonade
pellegrino sparkling water
coca cola bottle
apple juice
sparkling apple juice
redbull. 8.4oz regular | sugar free
acqua panna still water
bundaberg ginger beer

Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs, may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

We are not a gluten-free restaurant.  If you are highly sensitive to gluten, please advise us when we take your order. Know that we do our best to avoid gluten cross contamination but cannot make any guarantees.